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                             (123) 456-7890 (h)' "~ My fake resume we had to do for school. It'll be a long time before I'm in univercity.

" 'Define monotonous."

"Mr. Edwards."~ Mrs. Paterson and Me. Of course, I said that to Paige, not Mrs. Paterson. Monotonous means extremly boring.

" 'What's the worst that can happen?"

'Don't- don't say that. There are three phrases that you really don't want to say: 'Dead ahead' when you're going to somewhere dangerous, 'What's the worst that can happen?, because frankly, you'll find out, and 'so far so good. Because thats when everything blows up in your face. " ~ Me and Paige at the vidio store talking about things that don't concern anything.

" 'Are they laughing or crying?"

"It's hard to tell, when some people laugh really hard, it looks like they're in crying."

"Like me?"

"No, when you laugh, everyone knows you're laughing."

"Just because I don't snort when I cry."~ Me and Paige after watching LOTR. Gandalf just "died" and we're deciding weither Pippin was laughing or crying.

" '...you might have done in the real Strider and took his clothes. what do you have to say about that?"

"You are a stout fellow,' answered Strider, 'but I'm afraid my only answer for you, Sam Gamgee is this. If I had killed the real Strider, I could kill you. And I should have killed you without so much talk. If I was after the ring, I could have it--- NOW!"

...throwing back his cloak, he laid his hand on the hilt of his sword that hung concealed by his side. They did not dare to move. Sam stood wide-mouthed, staring at him dumbly.

'But I am the real Strider fortunatly,' he said, looking down at them his face softened with a sudden smile. 'I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can protect you, I will."~ Sam and Strider. Lord of the Rings, these are my favourite paragraphs in the Fellowship of the Ring.

" 'You can't name you book 'Deceptions.' it's only one word. The only other one word book is Pat. So you've got Fighting for Life, Ticket to Terror, Dangerous Secrets, Deceptions and Pat."

"I'm still not changing it." ~ Amanda and Me. Yes, my book is still named Deceptions, Pat was dropped after some bribing and pleading.

" 'Dolla naa lost.

" What?"~ Me and Claudia. Dolla Naa Lost means your head is empty in Elvish. I have GOT to stop reading LOTR. It's corrupting my brain.

" '99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!

Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall."

*20 minutes later*

' (not as enthusiastic) 5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer.

Take one down pass it around, 4 bottles of beer on the wall.' ~ Me, on the band trip when the bus' battery and the automatic steering died. Singing is my way of whistling in the dark, so in other words, I was freaked beond imagination. Jelissa kept stuffing Cheerios in my mouth, she doesn't like my singing. BTW I did finish the song.

" 'The breaks are gone, the breaks are gone.' "

'If you stopped thinking bad thoughts, you might have noticed that the bus just stopped and has just pulled over.' " ~ Paige and me.  Same ski trip too, just after the automatic steering died.

" 'Not now, later, I promise," he said, pulling his tail away from Legolas, who was beginning to use it as a chew toy. " ~ Khaan, book 11. I guess you're wondering why Legolas is biting him... (hint* Legolas is a dog- and so is Khaan.)

" 'Greed leads to jealousy, jealousy leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to-- wait, this isn't star wars.' backspace, backspace." ~ Me, writing my story. I never used those words.

" 'You are very MEAN to Legolas.' " ~ Amanda, after I wrote to her telling her that Legolas was killed. Then, I wrote this really gruesome story saying this is the way he died, at the end, I wrote "just kidding."

" 'My cousin was making me feel guilty. She said I was very MEAN to you, Legolas, I guess that's good, because you get to live. She will probably humiliate Nanook if I don't, and we can't have that, can we?' " ~ The Author, Lord of the Cows. Big guess who the author and who the cousin is.

" 'I am Super Snot Guy!" Super snot guy says, emerging from a pool of cleaning fluid. "My super powers is that I can shoot projectile snot from my nose when I flare it. It sticks, I have sometimes been mistaken for Spiderman."

" of all the Super Special people the Narrator could have introduced."

You don't like super snot guy?

"No." ~ Super Snot Guy, Character and Narrator.

" 'What do you think?"

The question tore Wendy from her thoughts, "I'm sorry, what?"

"What do you think?" Sheba asked again.

"Think of what?" she answered dumbly

"Think of where we are going," Sheba said, her patience thinning.

"What am I supposed to be thinking in relation to where we are going?" Wendy asked.

"I give up on you humans." ~ Sheba and Wendy. This book doesn't have a name yet, It's just saved under WENDY. Personally, I don't blame Sheba.

       He stepped in close to the elf and was pleased to see that Legolas took a step back, "Now decide, follow me or so help me, prince or no, I will drag you there by your pointed ears if I have to."

       The look on the mans face and the threat of being dragged by his ears, a punishment he hadn't heard threatened in millennia, caused the elf to burst out laughing. "Stubborn human, I will follow you." ~ Aragorn and Legolas. Someone else wrote this story. I copied it from fanfiction.net, the author is Cassia, the story is called Return *sequal to Exile*. Legolas does follow him in the end, he had little choice actually, he was dying. I DID NOT WRITE THIS STORY!!!

' "Claudia, he's staring at me."

"Don't look then."

"But he's RIGHT THERE!!" ~ Me and Claudia. Her Legolas bookmark was staring at me weirdly. Maybe it knows about what I did to my cousin...

' "This is Private property!"

"Shut up!" ~ Gandalf and the Balrog. I was watching the reveiw for TTT on the Chinese channel with my Grandma and the subtitle translated it to that (It shouold be YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!). You couldn't read the words when they spoke for Elvish, so all I udnerstood was amin (me or I) and ada (Father) which wasn't really that bad, concitering it only was a preview. And of course, I killed myself laughing.  

' "Don't think rivers, don't think lakes..."

"If you make her go, I'll make you clean it up."

"Shutting up." ~ Me and Mrs. Clarke. Paige needed to go to the bathroom after drinking 2 LARGE cups of Pop. Claudia had to go too, so it was a good idea that I shut up.

' "Why did Tom Bombadil want them to run around naked?Is he really that obseen and nasty minded?- the author I mean Not Tom Bombadil. He named his pony Fatty Lumpkin. That's mean." ~ The questions I ask Claudia...

' "NO!! I do NOT have a brother, and I refuse to recognize him as mine!! I'm an only child!!!" ~ Me screaming at Jelissa and Claudia. Jelissa had this really weird and screwed dream that we (Me, Paige, Jelissa) were in the Fellowship of the Ring as alternate people. I was Strider's sister (I AM NOT HIS SISTER!!). And thus, the quote. Now Claudia won't stop sticking her Strider bookmark in my face and going "hi sister" and sends me notes in Elvish that say "be nice to your brother." I am going to sue soon.

' "Think about it. The Cracks of Doom and Saruman's Tower..."

"You sicko." ~ No comment.

Perhaps theyve seen the error of their ways and are discussing our release." Aragorn smirked.

"Or," Legolas said, humor in his voice, "they are discussing the best way to cook us, in which case I would suggest they eat the humans first." He opened his eyes. "You are more tender."

"Yes," Aragorn agreed, "but Elves are leaner. You would make a much healthier meal for them."

"All the more reason for them to eat you, Aragorn." Legolas countered. "You will clog their arteries and cause them to have heart attacks, letting the rest of us escape."~ Someone wrote this by the pen name of 'Jedi Ha'li. I found it amusing.

' "Timba, sit. Sit. Okay, Timba, SIT. No, sit. Please sit?" ~ Me. Timba is Natasha's dog. He's 80% wolf and the rest Malamute. When he stands on his hind feet, his head comes to about three or four inches above mine.