Anyone who has ever read Lord of the Rings (or
Lord of the Cows) knows about the language called "Elvish." Heck, if you're part Elf, you probably have to
learn Elvish. I'm not an Elf (at least, I don't have any pointy ears), but I still learned it, in three days. Thanks to Claudia, anyways. It can really come in handy when passing notes, becuase when the teacher catches you, and says "you won't mind if I read this to the class, will you? No? Then I'll go ahead and read it." And then she/he looks down and can't read a single word. But then you're in trouble when she/he asks you to read it. But, you can always fake it. Mind you, this has never happened to me, and I don't use Elvish for that perpose either.
