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One hen
Two ducks 
Three squawking geese
Four corpulant porpuses
Five limerick oysters
Six pairs of Don Alberto's tweezers
Seven thousand Mastadonian soldiers in full battle array (x 1000)
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient cryps of Egypt.
Nine sympathetic, appaletic, diabetic old men on roller skates, showing a marked propencity towards procrastination and sloth.
Ten conical, lyrical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul stall and crawl in the corners of the quo, and the quay and the quiverys of BEACON HILL PARK!!!

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